Worry not! I haven’t forgotten to assemble the list of half marathons that you all suggested last month. It’s at the end of this post and I’ll explain how I compiled it down there. (And if I were a more clever-than-average bear, I could figure out how to hot link as if it were a footnote. Sadly, I am not a clever bear today.)

First, a story from Saturday’s long run:

Winter is coming to my neck of New York State. The wind this weekend had teeth, which I didn’t really notice until I was a mile in and still not warmed-up. The wind was also making it hard to breathe, somehow. By mile two, I was supremely crabby and cold and over it. But I still had four miles to go.

See that dip in my Strava chart? That’s where the weird thing happened.

In front of the McDonalds, the one whose bathroom has saved my Saucony capris on more than one occasion, a medium-sized dog charged across a busy street directly at me.

My first response was to prepare myself for being bitten. Said preparation was swearing. There was not much more I could do at that point.

But biting is not what happened. Instead, the dog launched herself at me like I was a long-lost friend, one whose pockets were full of bacon. I grabbed her collar so she wouldn’t run back out into traffic. A random guy about my age was pulling his flip phone out of his pocket as he walked towards me.

As I was trying (and failing) to calm her squirmy butt down, another random guy (older, this time) came sprinting out of the McDonalds. He was taking his belt off as he ran toward flip-phone guy, squirmy dog, and me. Which made me wonder what, exactly, had been going on in the Play Place until I realized that his (genius!) plan was to use his belt as a leash.

With that extra help, I managed to get a look at the dog’s tag, which let me know her name was Oreo and that her owner had a phone number. Flip-phone guy called and left a message. Just as we were all trying to figure out what to do next (and Oreo continued to try to climb/lick/snuggle with me), a young dude came sprinting from the nearby neighborhood, crossed the street, and scooped Oreo right up. She snuggled in. He mentioned that she’s new to him and he had no idea she could climb fences.

Given that I recently found myself in a similar circumstance with a rescue pup, I wished him luck.

In all of the chaos, I did not get a picture of Oreo. Instead, enjoy this snap of my fence-climbing rescue, whose antics were only stopped by an invisible fence.

Two minutes later, after flip-phone guy and belt-guy and I celebrated a good deed well done, I started running again. Those last four miles just flew by, frankly. I do wonder if Oreo misses me.

In other news:

I’ve arranged the races that you all suggested (plus a few I’ve found) by date, mostly because that is how I plan. I did leave the Eau Claire race off of the list because I know I’ll be running it at the retreat. Also, it appears that no one like to run in July, which makes perfect sense to me.

January

F3 Lake; Chicago, IL

Houston Marathon; Houston, TX

February

Surf City; Huntington Beach, CA

Mercedes Half; Birmingham, AL

Mississippi River Half; Lake Village, AR to Greenville, MS

Rock ’n’ Roll New Orleans; NO, LA

March

Shamrockn’ Half; Sacramento, CA

Myrtle Beach Half; Myrtle Beach, SC

Palmetto Bluff, Bluffton, SC

Wrightsville Beach; Wilmington, NC

Little Rock Half; Little Rock, AR

Wicked Marathon; Wamego, KS

Carmel Marathon; Carmel, IN

April

Oak Barrel Half; Lynchburg, TN

Savannah Women’s Half; Savannah, GA

Oklahoma City Memorial; OKC, OK

Salt Lake City Marathon; SLC, UT

Whidbey Island Marathon; Whidbey Island, WA

Drake Relays Half; Des Moines, IA

May

Flying Pig; Cincinnati, OH

Happy Girls; Bend, OR

Windemere Marathon, Spokane, WA

Run for the Cows; Redding, CT

Avenue of the Giants, Humboldt, CA

National Women’s Half; Washington, D.C.

June

Thelma and Louise; Moab, UT

Garry Bjorklund Half; Duluth, MN

Missoula Half; Missoula, MT

Kona Half Marathon; Kona, HI

The Great Ferry Race; Bainbridge Island, WA

July

August

Oregon Wine Country; Dundee, OR

Skinny Raven Half; Anchorage, AK

13.Wine; Baroda, MI

September

Monument Marathon; Gering, NE

Ocean City Half; Ocean City, NJ

Hogsback; Colebrook, CT

Green Lake Half; Green Lake, WI

October

Urban Cow Half Marathon; Sacramento, CA

Bull City Race Fest; Durham, NC

Urban Bourbon; Louisville, KY

Run Crazy Horse; Black Hills, SD

Fargo Mini Marathon; Fargo, ND

Detroit International; Detroit (and Windsor, Canada), MI

Hartford Half Marathon; Hartford, CT

Jazz Half; New Orleans, LA

Toronto Waterfront Marathon; Toronto, Canada

November

Richmond Half; Richmond, VA

Seacoast Half; Portsmouth, NH

Rock ’n’ Roll Las Vegas; Las Vegas, NV

December

St. Jude’s; Memphis, TN

Rocket City; Huntsville, AL

Tucson Marathon; Tucson, AZ

Rehoboth Beach Seashore Marathon; Rehoboth, DE

See anything that intrigues you? And are there any half marathons I should add?