Yet another reason to be glad that Jaws dwells in the ocean, not on the suburban trails.

Yet another reason to be glad that Jaws dwells in the ocean, not on the suburban trails.

One section Tales From Another Mother Runner is called In Her Shoes, which is first-person accounts of different running situations and tales. We love running stories as much as—or maybe more than?—running itself, but we had a surplus of In Her Shoes stories…if we put them all in the book, it would’ve been bigger than a dictionary. So we’re going to run these every other Friday for a while.

Liz had a TMI Saturday.

I started my period the day before a solo, 18-mile, point-to-point run, but didn’t think it would be a problem. I took an ibuprofen that morning, which in the past had slowed things down a bit. At the time, I typically didn’t have heavy periods so I didn’t bring a spare tampon.

The run was going fine, and I refilled my water bottles around mile 13 at the last the gas station in surburbia. Shortly afterward, when I was on the trail, I glanced down and realized the white trim on my sweat-soaked blue running shorts was, to my horror, red. The blood had mixed with the sweat and run down my legs and into my shoes. My laces were also red. Mortified, I kept running because I was too far from home and had no other way out of the situation. I didn’t have any choice. I knew, from previous runs, there were no restrooms for the next five miles.

I took my water bottles and sprayed my legs and shorts down as best I could. I had no idea what the back of my shorts looked like or if anyone noticed while passing me. I was too embarrassed to look anyone in the eye when I passed someone going the other way. I just kept hoping no one was paying attention—kind of in their own world like sometimes we all are while running.

When I made it to the end, my family was like, “Yay Mommy! Great job!” All I could reply was, “Where are the keys? The truck? I need to get a towel around me.”

—Liz (Now only runs in black bottoms and always carries extra tampons when Aunt Flo visits.)

Ok, spill it: Have you had a TMI bloody moment on the trail? I—Dimity—have. Probably six years ago, I was in Arizona on business. I think I tossed my grey and pink shorts (read: showed it all) once I finally got back to the hotel room. (And they were Lululemon, btw…$$$!)