Down and dirty in Chicago.

Down and dirty in Chicago.

As we planned for our our C3 (Cleveland, Columbus, Chicago) mother runner road trip, Sarah and I, naturally, discussed, via email, when we’d run. She floated the idea of my running the 10K at the inaugural Chicago ZOOMA Half-Marathon and 10K. I could run, she could set up our booth—she’s our primary merch girl—and then we could reunite and finish out the expo.
I didn’t write back a yes or no, because I wasn’t sure I was ready to pin on a race number after Ironmother. I knew I could run 6.2 miles, but I haven’t tried to run fast for 6 consecutive miles in, oh, over a year. Make that about three years, at least.
Sarah and I went out for a 6-miler on the Towpath in Cleveland on Wednesday morning, and it wasn’t the cakewalk I, a recently anointed Ironmother who was running at sea level, not the 5,280 feet I usually huff and puff at, was expecting. I didn’t feel great or swift, as I’d hoped, and so the idea of repeat performance on Saturday was not appealing.
But then the week went on, and we didn’t have a chance to run on Thursday. I wasn’t interested in running on Friday (Sarah ran 10 miles that day), so the 10K started to seem like a good option for me, given that:
a) I’m a much happier traveler after I run, and I was flying home on Saturday, the day of the race. Even though my tight hamstrings aren’t thrilled with the airplane seat, I have more patience to deal with all the turbulence, both real and virtual, that flying presents.
b) I realized I needed to pop my Ironmother bubble, and the estrogen-filled vibe of all-women’s race was probably the friendliest place to do so.
More on B: As you likely know, my day at Ironman Coeur d’Alene was nearly perfect. As much as I want to hold onto those memories for years, I also don’t want my amazing day to discourage me from putting myself out there when I’m not perfectly prepared. (Read: 99.9% of the time.)
After Ironmother, I definitely appreciate how amazing it feels to get so dialed in during training that you smash your race goals. But I also know how much work that is. I wouldn’t sign up for another race for years (forever?) if I clung too tightly to my Ironmother standards.

My Ironmother standards include great race pics. I was just grateful Sarah was at the finish line to get this shot.

My Ironmother standards include great race pics. I was just grateful Sarah was at the finish line to get this shot.

Plus, I wanted to remind myself how fun it is to just jump into a race and spin the wheel. Some of my most favorite race memories are when I just say, this is where I am so let’s just go for it, like when randomly ran 13.1 with mother runner Cynthia at ZOOMA Annapolis.
Pre-race, I talked times with Sarah as she folded our shirts and I sat on a chair and wolfed down a banana. “I’ll be happy with sub-55 minutes,” I told her. She made some comment about me being a sandbagger, but I knew from my Cleveland splits that sub 9-minute-miles would be tough.
The start was predictably relaxed, and I tried to keep myself that way as well. “Easy, Dimity,” I told myself, “Just make this easy.” I visualized my feet as wheels underneath me, spinning quickly and with no friction. I chatted for a while with Amanda, another tall mother runner, who was going 13.1 as she trains for the Chicago Marathon. I embraced the fact that I’d be done with this race in less than 60 minutes. I took in the lovely , beautifully flat Chicago lakefront, and gave a silent thanks to the universe for letting me be active and smiling on a random Saturday in August.
Around mile 5, I made a conscious effort to pick it up. I passed another runner, started thinking about the finish line and stopped thinking easy and fluid. And then I tripped on possibly the only slightly medium-sized rock in the entire route, and went down hard. (There is, btw, no other way for a nearly 6’4″ person to go down. Hard is the only option.)
A few people nearby asked me if I was ok—the only thing truly hurt was my ego—and then, as I was pushing myself back up, a lady watching the race said, “I saw your talk yesterday at the expo yesterday. You were great!” Oh yeah: I give expert tips on race performance, then bite it on a completely flat race course. I thanked her, laughed at myself, walked for a bit to dust off, then began running again. I passed the runner again, and finished in exactly my goal time.

Maybe I should've bought a lottery ticket yesterday too.

Maybe I should’ve bought a lottery ticket yesterday too.

The runner I passed (twice) also happened to be in the crowd when Sarah and I spoke. She stopped by the AMR booth to say thanks for the tips, and I just had to laugh again. I’m pretty sure Bart Yasso or Jeff Galloway don’t face plant during races, but hey: at least they liked our talk.
And I accomplished my goals. A: Thankfully, my flight home was smooth and I even slept (a rarity for me when I’m at 30,000 feet.)
And B: The Ironmother bubble is burst and the bar is reset to a comfortable, low level. All I want to do during my next race is stay upright.
Have you ever eaten dirt during a race? If not, do you ever just enter a race on the fly?