This bad boy came up on my Google Image search for “noun verb.” Yep, I’ll never understand SEO.

[Another remnant from Train Like a Mother we found while cleaning up our offices the other day. Enjoy.]

My _____________________________ (a person) and I started running  ____________ (a number) minutes ago. The ________________________ (noun) is shining ____________________________ (adverb) so we are already quite ____________________________ (adjective). But we’re not worried because we brought ____________________________ (food) and ____________________________ (beverage) with us in our ____________________________ (plural noun) that we are wearing around our _________________________ (body part), so we’ll have plenty of fuel.

We are supposed to ______________________________ (a verb) for _________ (a number) of miles—it’s the _______________________ (adjective ending in –est) we’ve ever run, but I’m pretty sure we can do it. My friend is telling me a story about her ______________________ (noun) who ___________________________ (verb ending in –ed) her last week. I am __________________________ (verb ending in –ing) so hard, I ___________________________ (bodily function). Suddenly, a ___________________________ (adjective) ___________________________ (animal) darts in front of us, and we almost ______________________________ (verb) it. It makes our ______________________ (internal organ) ___________________________ (verb) even faster. And we laugh some more.

Then the run becomes a little _________________________ (adjective ending in –er). After running ________ (a number) more __________________________ (plural unit of measure), my ____________________________ (body part) starts to hurt. It feels like I have a _____________________________ (adjective) __________________________ (noun) in my ____________________________ (same body part). I tell my friend to go ahead, and I start _________________________________ (verb ending in –ing), hoping it will make my ____________________________ (same body part) will feel _________________________ (adverb).

I put on my music, and listen to _____________________(musical group) to keep my legs moving.  At least the __________________________ (geographic feature) is _____________________ (adjective) to look at. Or at least I pretend it is, otherwise I will get too ________________________(adjective) about my ______________________(same body part) and my _______________________ (adjective) friend, who finished her run ___________ (number) minutes ahead of me. When I finally arrive at my driveway, there she is, already enjoying a ___________________________ (noun) and a ___________________________ (beverage).

Because we know you have hours to stand around playing Madlibs, we want to know: What was the best line you came up with? (If you’re on Twitter, tweet it using hashtag #AMRMadLibs)