What’s harder: walking on hot coals or a 10-mile run in 85-degree temps with 85% humidity? I’d vote the latter.

A post from July of 2011, which is oh-so relevant today. 

You have to love all the it’s-hot-out-there headlines. Like no duh…I read my minivan’s thermometer. What the headlines don’t tell you: how to stay cool if you’ve got to run because you’ve got a marathon in October, because you’re addicted to endorphins, because, by the end of July, you’re ready to drop your kids off at a lemonade stand in Nebraska and never look back.

So I’m going to give you my best ways to beat the heat. Notice I said beat the heat. I have no interest in trying to join it, to acclimate to 99-degree temps. If you’re more inclined to scorch yourself, there’s this race called Badwater you might want to check out…

1. Get up early. Wow: that’s an innovative one, Dimity. Haven’t thought of that. But seriously, get your glutes out of bed before the sun rises. My biggest motivational trick these days as I’m contemplating bailing: instead of thinking how much I don’t want to get up, get dressed, get out there, I picture myself coming in from the run, on my last stretch of road. How good I feel, how glad it’s done. (That said, I understand the humidity is worst in the early a.m. hours, so I’m not sure if it’s better to run at night when it’s not as damp but more hot? Southerners: can you enlighten me?)

2. Trade cool-ish temps for visual excitement. If there’s a shaded stretch of road for one mile, and I have a four-mile run on tap, I may crank the tunes and run that sucker four times. Boring? Absolutely. Will I avoid wilting? Absolutely.

3. Plan your route wisely. Think about where the shade is and where the tough hills are. Hit the latter first, and aim for the former toward the end of your run. (Kind of like how, if I must choose, I always head into the wind first: makes coming home just a little bit easier.) If you’re carrying a water bottle and will empty it during your run, plan a loop where you can refill either at a friend’s house or at a 7-11 or a Starbuck’s. I won’t lecture you about heat and hydration; just know it’s ultra-important to drink up.

4. Freeze a bottle with nuun-laced water or sports drink–leave about an inch at the top for expansion–and either carry that on your run (alternate which hand holds it, as it’s a little hefty) or plant it somewhere on your route, pre-run, so you can enjoy a cool beverage for your later miles.

5. Similarly, if you seed your long run with water, put ice cubes in a cooler or Thermos, and hide it. Then, when you get to it, stuff your bra or your hat (or anywhere else you’d like) with the ice and pour what has melted over your head. (You can also grab ice from a 7-11: come in all red faced and sweaty and say you need a few piece of ice, and I promise, they won’t care.)

The ice vest that might have helped Deena Kastor win the bronze in the 2004 Olympic marathon. (from wired.com)

6. Take a cold shower before you head out. Disclaimer: I have never done this, but the idea sounds good. I cribbed it from the ice vests the marathoners in Athens wore before their Olympic race. The vests were designed to lower their core body temperature so that it took them longer to feel hot. A cool-ish shower may have a similar effect (again, just guessing…anybody done this by chance?).

7. Run to a pool or lake, jump in and cool off (or do a swim workout for a duathlon), then run home. If you’re feeling bold, just swim in your sports bra and shorts.

8. Don’t run. Ride your bike isntead. Not a cruise-along-to-get-a-coffee ride, but a ride that mimics the intensity of a run: your heart is pumping, you can hear your breath, you’re working. I just did a 90-minute ride today, and felt great…until I stopped to eat a GU. I stopped, and so did my A/C, a.k.a. the self-created breeze. I felt uncomfortable immediately. Don’t have a bike? Rent a road bike from your local bike store for a week. We’re coming up on the end of the season (read: good deals will be starting soon) and if you talk nice, you might be able to get a sweet deal on a fast ride.

9. Hit the gym. The treadmill isn’t so bad when you do speedwork (like one minute easy, one minute hard) or when you’ve got a good show to watch. Or, better yet, mix it up with the strength/treadmill combo workout that is on page 113 of Run Like a Mother. Because there are burpees involved, I still haven’t done it, but I’ve heard from regulars that it’s a tough mother.

10. Keep some skin covered. In Colorado, I feel like the sun just penetrates my skin, torching cells, and creating havoc. I don’t run in long sleeves, but I wear a T-shirt more often than a tank: Not only do I suck at getting sunscreen on my back/shoulders, but I like the tiny draft I feel like I get with a shirt, instead of having a tank cling to me.

I’m sure I’ve missed some…other ideas? How do you keep your cool while getting your run on? (Besides, um, moving to Portland or Seattle.)